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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8059 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?