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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2137 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 2479 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.
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