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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2193 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!