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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

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Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Votes:	6325	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	2959	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Towns Built:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2838	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	190	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	299828	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop