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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9093 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1864 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 4637 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!