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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4805 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!