Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Magic Items Found: 5766
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Towns Built: 8
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Crops Grown: 4110 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Farms Harvested: 768
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Emeralds Found: 3464 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 224 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 318 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 New Chunks Explored: 639138
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Magic Items Found: 3950 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Villages Defended: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 873 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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