Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Asgard Smp

    Asgard Smp

    Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minemu

    Minemu

    Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Villages Defended: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VoxelMC

    VoxelMC

    VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1600
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Moon Landing

    Moon Landing

    Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Runes Activated: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Lucent PvP

    Lucent PvP

    LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Armada Network

    The Armada Network

    ╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Animals Bred: 175 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Salt & Light

    Salt & Light

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2089 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Kings Peace

    Kings Peace

    Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Xironite

    Xironite

    Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

    Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Ores Mined: 2509
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Towns Built: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Timeless

    Timeless

    IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 249 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NeoUni

    NeoUni

    【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】 ・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 184 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MC.NOOB.LV

    MC.NOOB.LV

    from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 139
    Chimeras Created: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Modesty

    Modesty

    Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2098 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecafe

    Minecafe

    We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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