Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

4chan, blocky, Censorship, Conspiracy Theory, doubt, Edition, elon musk, fear, fucked, headquarters, information warfare, internet, lolz, McBlockface, Musk, Online Community, PARANOIA, REDACTED, rumor, shadow ban, social media, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

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GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	1985	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

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WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5209
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

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Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mines Excavated:	4085	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Votes:	1995	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6556
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	1844	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
New Chunks Explored:	211724	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5684

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1903	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
New Chunks Explored:	847896	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3675	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1095
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com