Blocky McBlockface: ABSOLUTE FACT Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – Join the ‘/xivg/’ Server for LOLs and Mining Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready for an adventure like no other on the dawntrail hype edition server! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date like never before on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. And don’t miss out on our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and PvP Series 5 – it’s wilder than a creeper explosion!

Looking for resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all on our server. And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like movie nights and Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE runs. Trust us, you’ll be laughing harder than a villager trying to navigate a maze.

So what are you waiting for? Join the dawntrail hype edition server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe I survived that!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Star Shards Collected:	190
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	6449
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

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Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	988635
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8265	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	195

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Love Letters Sent:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	60
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3