Imagine playing Halo in Minecraft, or even Doom and Call of Duty! And just wait, Half-lifeFPS Smash Bros is on the horizon – you won’t find that kind of action anywhere else! Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Get your groove on with the most infamous Minecraft villain while dodging his deadly dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in our wacky world.
But don’t worry, joining our server means you get to join in on the fun! Take on the challenge of defeating Sakura and claim epic loot as your reward. Or, if you’re feeling brave, try to befriend the monster and ride into battle on her back as she wreaks havoc on the server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to whoever holds it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, nothing is as it seems – especially when SAKURA IS A MONSTER!!!
But beware, if you’re not up to snuff, Sheamus will personally kick you out of his kingdom with a swift llama kick to the behind. Only the bravest and funniest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
Join now for a chance to prove your worth to Sheamus and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a spot in his exclusive llama squad. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become a part of Sheamus’s legendary kingdom?
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!
Experience the thrill of feeling invincible like Real Madrid after a questionable call in your favor. Who needs skill when you have luck on your side?
We have insanely weird admin behavior that will keep you on your toes, just like the refs in matches against Leipzig, Bayern, and BVB. And watch out for Poop, our mysterious admin who may or may not sabotage your gameplay just for kicks.
Join us for a server where every game feels like a rigged diversity commercial, just like mainstream sports. Who needs fair play when you can have a good laugh instead? See you on the server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!
Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (and a pet chicken named Cluck Norris). Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-A-Pig” contest, where the most creative pig sculpture wins a golden carrot (because why not)?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for a chance to cross the bridge (spoiler alert: the troll has some killer dance moves).
So come on down to “i am forgotten” and join in on the wackiest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t be forgotten on this server (unless you forget to feed your pet Enderman, then all bets are off).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) who will guide you through the depths of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re feeling brave, try out our karaoke nights where you can sing your heart out with Mumei herself.
Don’t miss out on our 5th Fes event where anything can happen. Join now for a chance to win exclusive merch and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before the printers try to ruin the fun. See you in the game!
Join us and embark on a quest to mine diamonds, build epic structures, and battle mobs like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in Middle-earth (minus the pesky orcs and evil wizards, of course).
Forget HBO Max and their lackluster streaming service – on our server, the only thing you’ll be streaming is pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never have to worry about your mom telling you what you can and can’t watch.
So why commit to watching movies in theaters for three days when you can join our server and experience endless entertainment right at your fingertips? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. Join us now and let the adventure begin!
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Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers. We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech. Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like! |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join if I’m under 18? | Sorry, this server is for adults only. |
| What are the server rules? | No pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech. |
| How can I join the server? | Message the server admin for more information on joining. |
| Is there a Discord server? | Yes, we have a Discord for our community members. |
1. We have a special “Cousin Clan” where only those who can prove they are cousins in real life are allowed to join. Why? Because cousins make the best teammates, obviously.
2. Our server is home to the legendary Cousin Wars, where cousins battle it out in epic PvP battles to see who truly reigns supreme in the family tree.
3. Need a break from all the cousin drama? Join our exclusive “Cousin’s Clubhouse” where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).
4. Looking for a challenge? Try our custom mini-games like “Cousin Tag” where you have to chase each other around the server while screaming “I’m your cousin!”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest cousin-filled adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
| Main Goal | Provide fun worldbuilding via roleplay, nations, and conflict |
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| Community | Friendly community accepting of all peoples |
| Events | In-game community events |
| Application Process | Required application to filter out wrong-doers |
The main goal is to provide fun worldbuilding through roleplay, nations, and conflict.
Yes, the server has a friendly community that is accepting of all peoples.
Yes, there are in-game community events that everyone enjoys participating in.
Yes, there is an application process to filter out any wrong-doers. Applicants are required to talk about their plans for interaction and lore on the server.
We hope to see you in the Janitor’s Closet! https://discord.gg/PYtFD5AZEe
Join us and experience the thrill of competing for jobs with immigrants from other servers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about capitalism and the free market along the way. Plus, if an immigrant takes your job, it’s just a sign that you need to up your game and level up your skills.
So come on over and join the most diverse and economically stimulating Minecraft server out there. Who needs walls when you have virtual borders to cross and conquer? Let the blocky immigration begin!
