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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4960 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 3705 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 400 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!