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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4145 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2832 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!