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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 504 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!