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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7202 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2564 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!