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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5119 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2175 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6276 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
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So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!