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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8567 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 843603 |
Potions Brewed: | 151 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 5901 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Sex with niggers” event, where players can compete in a hilarious obstacle course that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the clouds, giving you a bird’s eye view of our wacky world.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!