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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3645 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 273 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
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