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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 588 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.