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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2687 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣