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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7714 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
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