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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3546 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 8955 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
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