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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 358 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 192 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!