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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6792 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Star Shards Collected: | 215 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!