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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8459 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!