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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6909 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!