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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7950 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Farms Harvested: | 400 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 8320 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!