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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6550 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 540 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!