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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7959 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!