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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7724 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9407 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!