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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9510 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9705 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!