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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3093 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!