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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9301 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!