Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Runes Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Zombie Dances:	6

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1280
Magic Items Found:	2042	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3649	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ores Mined:	2287
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	185
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Void Armor Forged:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	2384
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114