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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 584 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!
we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!
so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?