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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9478 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 942269 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 1415 |
our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!
we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!
so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?