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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2003 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, giving you the power to mine obsidian with just one tap!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with villagers who have mastered the art of dabbing. Yes, you read that right – dabbing villagers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!