Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7528	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a Civ Survival Multiplayer & light RP server based around Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology. Survive and build yourself up in one of the many friendly towns or someday spread out and help grow your nation! Leave offerings and receive blessings in return from the Olympian Gods who help watch over the server and keep the community safe and engaged with fun events and dungeons.

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.