Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ThePondMC

    ThePondMC

    ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

    – Weekly Updates – – CUSTOM Battle Pass – – UNIQUE Skills System – – Minions & Wands – – MUCH MUCH MORE!

    Bedrock & Java compatible.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Fade SMP

    Fade SMP

    A new smp that is looking for (ACTIVE) members JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW ty <3

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Animals Bred: 40
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MCessence.com

    MCessence.com

    IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

    Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

    Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

    We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

    Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Taiwan Brocoli Server

    Taiwan Brocoli Server

    Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PotatoCraft SMP

    PotatoCraft SMP

    A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RotMC

    RotMC

    RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

    Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Gemcraft

    Gemcraft

    Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

    Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • JustySurvival

    JustySurvival

    We are a sponsored Survival server with a Twitch Affiliate – Justy135: Land Claiming – Claim land & live with friends MCMMO – Level up Sword, Axe, Mining, fishing Skills! etc. Player Trading – Trade Securely with other players. Economy – Grind money by killing mobs or Questing. Chest Locking – Use a sign to lock chests and keep people out! Gates – Build a castle with a HUGE gate, open and close it to let people in/out! Player Shops – Rule the economy with your very own shop. Stream Events – Custom Events streamed by Justy135. PVP – Kill someone and steal their head to hang in your base! Leaderboards – Compete with others to be the richest! IP: play.JustySurvival.com (Server is now LIVE!)

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RubyCraft

    RubyCraft

    Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Server!

    McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Voyagers Haven

    Voyagers Haven

    Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

    Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Cottagecraft

    Cottagecraft

    **YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

    Cottagecraft is a private & whitelisted, semi-vanilla, survival cottagecore 1.18 Minecraft Java server for players aged 14-25.

    We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

    Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

    We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Mineclub

    Mineclub

    Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minewool Network

    Minewool Network

    Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • 2B2T-Chinese version

    2B2T-Chinese version

    IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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