Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Farms Harvested:	240	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Buildings Constructed:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ores Mined:	8968
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.