Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Funcraft

    Funcraft

    Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Turtle SMP

    Turtle SMP

    Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CyberrMC Metwork

    CyberrMC Metwork
    CYBERMC:

    OPEN BETA

    PVP

    LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

    MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

    FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • McBluecross

    McBluecross

    McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Anarchia Mistaken

    Anarchia Mistaken

    Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ThenzoSMP s1 released

    ThenzoSMP s1 released

    ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

    join today to find out every feature!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

    SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!
    SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

    You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

    No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

    Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ObsidianCraft Cloud

    ObsidianCraft Cloud

    -= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

    ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

    Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • EXILE

    EXILE

    EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

    This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

    Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MCRAFT-GSE

    MCRAFT-GSE
    Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

    The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

    On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

    All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • AquaLand

    AquaLand

    This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

    This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

    Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

    Legacy Edition Mini Games

    LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

    The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

    For information on how to join, see this page.

    Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

    Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

    If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

    Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

    Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Orion Realms

    Orion Realms
    JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

      survival: 100% 12k x 12k block custom terrain,, custom enchants, custom crates, amazing week one events, monthly bosses with epic daily crate rewards, Towny with large town setting

      Plot Creative: 150×150 block plots, monthly changing server spawn built by members

      skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

      Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

      plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

      minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

      skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

    JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

    SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HighOrder

    HighOrder

    Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DupeLifeReborn

    DupeLifeReborn

    this server is a Lifesteal and dupe server Dupelifereborn.minefort.com ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of all

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Zombie Dances: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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