Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Constelaria

    Constelaria

    Constelaria is a new OneBlock server all versions (main: 1.20.1) which intends to dethrone the best 🙂

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • EMT GREEN

    EMT GREEN

    Welcome to EMT-Green where we keep things simple.

    Ever wanted to get the “vanilla” minecraft feeling again? Well this is the server for you!

    Vanilla! No economy, You can trade with other players instead! Anti hack plugins Anti grief plugin

    Enjoy the vanilla minecraft feeling again!

    -Emt staff

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FlatzMC

    FlatzMC

    Minecraft Server FlatzMC- Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …

    Server IP: flatzmc.com Site: https://loja.flatzmc.com Discord: https://discord.flatzmc.com

    The best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 463 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • JujuCraft

    JujuCraft

    JujuCraft Classic Factions 2021

    We’d like to welcome you to JujuCraft Classic Factions. Running a 1.8 server with cross-client compatibility! You can join on any client newer than 1.8. We have always admired the competitive nature of Factions which is why we designed it in such a way to provide you with the best Faction experience. The JujuCraft Staff has been involved in the community since early 2013, with accumulating 2.7 million players out of the 5.5 million who played Minecraft during 2013 to 2016. Here, your opinion matters. Come conquer, build, and explore our server!

    A Genuine, Classic Factions Feeling.

    Being in the Factions game since 2013, after taking a 6 year hiatus we’re back and ready to provide a better than experience we brought to the community from 2013, to 2015. We love listening to our community, and implementing features that make Factions more enjoyable for everybody. Please consider checking us out, and stay for awhile! Read more about us down below and get to know where we come from! Here, your opinion matters – and we’d love to hear it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Zoglin SMP

    Zoglin SMP

    { ZOGLIN SMP } (14-19 only)

    Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood advertiser, Oreo!

    I wanted to tell you about this server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

    There are age roles & there’s an application for added safety too. We’re fairly relaxed despite all that, though.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/GDSRpUeMV5 Please DM either Oreo or Agogbog Moss.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Clan RKS Survival

    Clan RKS Survival

    Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BraveMC

    BraveMC

    Welcome to BraveMC

    Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

    Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

    Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

    Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

    Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

    Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20
    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

    We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

    🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

    Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Potions Brewed: 72 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TooTallGaming

    TooTallGaming

    Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RexRaids | RexPvP

    RexRaids | RexPvP

    Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

    Hope to see you on the server shortly!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

    Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

    If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

    The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server
    You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

    As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

    What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

    THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

    The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

    Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

    Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crazy Economy Craft

    Crazy Economy Craft

    1.9.4 This Server includes the following in Game material

    – PRISON – HUGE ECONOMY – TOWNS – MCMMO – LOTTERY – VOTIFIER pays 1 Voter Key (Random Items)

    We have a large Spawn area that includes many cool feature to explore.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • TrappedMC – Classic Prison

    TrappedMC – Classic Prison

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    A classic grinding experience

    This server can be exactly like the prison servers you used to know & love, which is why it’s so great!Do you like grinding your way to the top rank with mining? Perfectly possible!Do you want to do something else than mining? No problem!We offer a complex system to make money, with hidden recipes that when found can be used to deal things to other prisoners. Items are actually useful too, with effects like mining boosts, pvp advantages or XP boosts – or some just offer a trip with fun effects. You can also mine with your shovel, since Dirt and Gravel have a chance of dropping rarer blocks than any regular mine. .

    The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

    Focus on PvP

    Grinding is cool, and everyone should be able to enjoy it in their own time – but PvP used to also be a vital part of most prison servers. We’re looking to bring this back by offering high incentive to PvP other players, getting shanked in prison is just daily business after all. For Season 1 we’ll be supporting a full 1.8 PvP system – with a grind implemented to get some of those famous “god apples”. Changes to PvP come with every season, with these changes we listen to our community and change things according to their preference. (Future ideas would be bed pvp, crystal pvp, totems, 1.9+ pvp)

    PvP needs to be enjoyable, not frustrating, and players need incentive to do it.Participating – but most importantly winning – in PvP nets unique rewards that can not be obtained elsewhere.We boast 3 PvP zones, each with their own incentive – KOTH, Envoys & Black Market – and a Gangs feature to allow players to team up and take those rewards in a group.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1

    Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1
    Swiss Society – Modded Minecraft at its cheesiest!

    We offer Modded Minecraft through Neoforge 1.20.1, a great selection of mods ranging from tech or magic to exploration and adventure. This server has a custom datapack built around our custom modpack that changes certain recipes and features to make the flow of progression better, as well as stop certain issues with recipes, mob spawns, bugs, etc.

    The modpack works best with at least 6gb of Ram allocated, and our server is optimized as much as possible. I try to keep an eye on performance whenever I’m online. I’m usually quick to fix any issues as they arise as well.

    To join our whitelist, join our discord and tell us why you should be whitelisted in the correct channel and a bit about yourself, also include your username! The modpack can be found on our discord too, its a .zip file you import straight into any launcher, we use Prism Launcher the most! Have doubts about installing a .zip file? Our existing player-base can likely vouch, hope this helps!

    https://discord.gg/BezbdQ4arW

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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