Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Medieval Unlimited

    Medieval Unlimited

    Welcome to Medieval Unlimited’s Server Page! Here you will find everything you need to know about the server. This server has gone through A LOT in the past year of it being up. If anyone knows how to prevent chunk errors can you tell me please. The server is set in 1216 C.E, England. Its taken place a year after King John tried to take back England with an army of Danish mercenaries, he got close, he struggled mostly with capturing Rochester Castle. luckily the French came and sent King John and his army on the run, with a new French King.. After that happened it kinda gets off of history into its own Fantasy world, that’s where Terrowin and all the other stuff fits into the server. This server is very strict in wars with what happens and what items u can use, only if its a “Official” city though. The server has a massive custom map made by me. The map is 82,591,744 blocks squared. The mining on that map is expecially hard. The chance of finding diamonds 1/100. So if you see a Normal player walking around with diamond, Call an Admin to come question him. The server has greatly detailed mountains and Trees. (Tree credit to Lentebriesje, For his amazing Tree Repository).. The map has towering mountains to deep and muddy swamps. It also has a Tropic area and a Mesa area. I’v been working on adding some African type areas, and Savannah’s.. Enough about the map, Lets talk more about the diverse Cities. So far there is one city, Terrowin. This is the main and largest city in the whole map. (Unless some one makes a bigger one XD). Terrowin is controlled by the Knight’s Templar. They are the most Noble members of the city. The city has a unique ranking system aside from the Servers ranking system, it has two ranking systems all under one ranking system and they all intertwine in ways. They reason the server has cities, wars and Roleplay aside from the Survival PVP aspect is because its so you can get more involved in whats going on.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • JavaThaHut

    JavaThaHut

    A New A Towny Survival Server With Resource Worlds, A Main World And A VIP World. You Will Start In The Spawn World. We Have Daily Rewards, Jobs, Auction House, Quests, Random Teleport, Ranks, dynmap and more currently being added to the server. Custom Items Will also Being added to the server that can only be obtained by rewards or purchased.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • WitherHub

    WitherHub

    WitherHUB isn’t only a Minecraft Server, it’s a Community built for friends. Interact with one another, send mail, currency and items. All in the protection of your own safe plot! Mini-Games in every corner. Express yourself and enjoy Free Fly every Friday.

    Our servers:

    1) Mini-Games 2) Factions 3) KitPvP 4) Prison 5) TNTWars 6) BattleField 7) The Bridges 8) One in the chamber

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Chopped SMP

    Chopped SMP

    1.19.2-3 minecaraft semi anarchy server, only rules is no hacking, join the server and the discord, we do events, and have fun active players

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • pig goes moo

    pig goes moo

    Hosting a new server hoping to have a lot join and give us ideas on how to build the server but is mostly just for fun between friends of mine

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Altered Reality

    Altered Reality

    Tekkit Required To Play on this server:

    http://technicpack.net/tekkit We have DynMap! http://69.175.65.140:8123

    Wanna to know more come check out the server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LoungeHub

    LoungeHub

    LoungeHub is a community created with gamers in mind – people interested in new games just entering the market, but also old titles that bring back sentimental memories. On our servers you can meet interesting people who are willing to play together. LoungeHub is not only about playing together, but also about hard work. Our administration is constantly improving servers and implementing completely new ideas to bring regular gaming to a much higher level.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Potions Brewed: 144 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • kyle

    kyle

    Creative

    !!!WORLDEDIT!!! We allow free worldedit to all our players The block limit is 50,000!!!

    WEBSITE: www.deadx.net

    Additional Details The only server that gives you World-edit with our advanced systems you can now build faster than ever Also you can have up to 20 plots that is more than enough as the plot size is 128*128

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CrownedMC

    CrownedMC

    A new Minecraft server dedicated to the community, ongoing updates and taking any improvement ideas. Come and join our community now! Survival.crownedmc.co.uk

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Anthrocraft Factions

    Anthrocraft Factions

    Here at Anthrocraft, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted game play. We have a variety of custom plugins. Unlike most other servers, anthrocraft runs on it’s very own dedicated server, ensuring a lag free experience.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ScumCraft

    ScumCraft

    YT Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVyS-7CSPR8

    After a two-year hiatus, ScumCraft is back and better than ever! Today the long-awaited return of this nostalgic server will finally be brought upon us!

    If you’re new to the server, ScumCraft is a Minecraft survival server that takes the game back to its roots. There are minimal plugins and rules to give it a more vanilla vibe. On ScumCraft, you choose your path. You can be a nomad and explore the ruins of the land, or create a group and start an empire! The choice is yours. Do you miss the simple survival servers that had an actual community? If so, join ScumCraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • mcPantheon

    mcPantheon

    This is a friendly server where you are welcomed to come and build. You can join other people or build on your own. We have a separate factions world if that is your thing. We have a bunch of Mini Games from team death match games, racing games, Hunger Games, Parkour and many more!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DreadGamers – Survival PVP

    DreadGamers – Survival PVP

    IP: SMP.DREADCRAFT.NET Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/9KPJnes Forums: https://forums.dreadedgamers.net Dynmap: http://smp.dreadcraft.net:8123 —- EAST. 2010

    Plugins installed on server: Towny, DeathChest, Lockette, Jobs, McMMO, Craftbook and More!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • networkgeeks

    networkgeeks

    Small community with a brand new server. join the server to play. join on 1.12 to 1.19.2 our server is running 1.19

    our servers: survival under development: mini games

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Craftingyourself

    Craftingyourself

    Grieving, killing, generally anything that’s fun!

    Through our kill ranking you can become part of the top 5 on the server!

    Create a clan and fight together against others!

    Make peace with your fellow players and find allies!

    Take part in events and get lots of items for free!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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