Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Vanilla PVP Grief

    Vanilla PVP Grief

    You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

    WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

    If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

    Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineSpark

    MineSpark

    Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HYPERCRAFT

    HYPERCRAFT

    We have admins who are willing to help, a nice website, lots of fun plugins, and no lag! There is a whitelist, but everyone get accepted.

    Get whitelisted at: http://hypercrafting.enjin.com/forum

    Mumble: east2.voice.enjin.com:61123

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4711 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

    ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

    – ZunixPvP – ▪ Hardcore ▪ Factions ▪ Raiding ▪ Stealing ▪ Griefing ▪ Arenas ▪ A Nice Community ▪ Many Events ▪ Tons More > Our Current IP is: 198.12.65.29:25965 < Our goal is to aim for the best community out of all of the Hardcore servers. We are an up-and-coming server with confidence that we will be your favorite choice as a Hardcore PvP Server!

    Want to know more? JOIN THE SERVER!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Celestria

    Celestria

    Photos: https://imgur.com/a/NaMTjwb

    A magical survival server with optional RPG elements, java and bedrock support.

    Land claims, rollback protection, and fantastical locations to explore, economy, and McMMO is just a hint of what we offer. You can expect standard survival features but also many other quality of life improvements. The server has a heavy focus on kindness, relaxation, and chill vibe, toxicity strictly not allowed and will be swiftly dealt with.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pig Network

    Pig Network

    Low Lag, Hosted in the US Pig Network, Current GameModes Factions Creative Survival (being release 4/17 (Today)) GameModes coming soon Skywars Capture the Flag Domination Party Games DeathMatch and more Running 1.7.4 but updates fast! when joining, use the ./server command to move from server to server like this /server creative, /server pigpvp, /server survival

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • minespeed

    minespeed

    Hello I present to you my minecraft server which is called minespeed server created for around 8 months pvp server / freebuild / creative server around 30 people connected every afternoon, competent staff several maps available for people to play on it. we look forward to seeing you soon on minespeed, cordially the staff (precision it does not have server port )

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Emeralds Found: 536 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Avicus Network

    The Avicus Network

    1.8 to 1.12 Support

    Play unique competitive Minecraft PVP mini-games ran by our 100% custom plugins including:

    – Team Deathmatch (TDM) – Capture the Flag (CTF) – King of the Hill (KOTH) – Destroy the Monument (DTM) – Capture the Wool (CTW) – Sky Wars – The Walls / Bridges

    Avicus was started in 2011 and has been hosting PVP mini-games since 2012. Do you have ideas for new games? We make them happen!

    Join our Minecraft server by using our IP address: avic.us

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Vortex Craft

    Vortex Craft

    Great Server. Amazing staff! 1.4.5! factions! raiding! Anti-Grief! Amazing community! You’ll have an amazing time playing on Vortex Craft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftShark

    CraftShark

    PVP faction server Great staff Great members Great pvp Great plugins And Great fun! JOIN NOW play.craftshark.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Magic Items Found: 6359

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • QcCraft

    QcCraft

    QcCraft is a large Semi-RP/PvP server mainly Quebecois/French but all French speakers are accepted with 40 slots, with application and without white-list running 24/24, 7 days a week!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6057
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • AciesPVP

    AciesPVP

    This is AciesPVP! Join now and get a piece of the Factions PVP action! This is a **NEW** server! Get on and get a head start. We need players to fill up the 60 slots. This is a 24/7 Factions PVP server with great staff! Just join and play! No promotion needed!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Emeralds Found: 9247

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • McLifeCraft

    McLifeCraft

    McLifeCraft 1.4.5

    Do you dare?!

    Why you should come to us?

    weil : -> Anyone can join with cracked Minecraft -> we have admin and player shops -> we have cool events -> we have a nice team -> we have 4 Gs biomes (normal, desert, jungle, water) -> You can build your own city -> we have a creative map -> Ranks such as VIP, VIP+ and Sponsor (Cheap) -> we have 4 worlds online at the same time

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Adenia

    Adenia

    Adenia-Gaming is a PVP / Survival server. The limited map will lead players to compete, conquer for the last available resources. The many unique plugins will be at your disposal as well as a mature and available administration team.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 85 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Mikeland Survival

    Mikeland Survival

    We are a Survival server. We allow griefing, killing, stealing, and pvp! We do not allow hacking, and our goal is to stay as close to “vanilla” as possible- without losing the fun touches of Bukkit!

    We have a PvP arena, a beautiful new spawn, and use the “large biomes” that are featured in 1.3. Our community has a Teamspeak server, forums, and fun perks for donators that don’t tip the scales in-game. We want fair gameplay, and have great moderators to help ensure you have an amazing time on our servers!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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