Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LegendaryCraft

    LegendaryCraft

    Hello my name is icycoolXD but before i go on this servers going to be REALLY different from alot of Minecraft servers for one the server going to be based on a storyline wich it starts off with me and super in the orginal AwesomeCraft (my old server) when a bunch of people come down and capture the heroes to a new world which turns out to be a race to save the unverse and the players are the heroes!In the first overworld you will have Survival world and thats it once you get approved and ranked up you have a chance to beat a boss enemy upon doing so will grant you acess to the next overworld and creative world inside it and so on and so on until you vs the final boss wich will grant you acess to the Admin world or “Special world” Like i said this is all just the begging so we need as many builders to help this server come to Fruition

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • E=MC2

    E=MC2

    We are a server to come build and have a economy server. We have plugins to sell stuff and get land you can have land and work together to build and survive in this insane world! Not to worry creepers don’t explode to do block damage but they can hurt you. DYNMAP ip: http://184.154.185.248:8953 We also have a Mumble voice server check our forums for the IP! We would love to have you come play and make wonders of art!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SarmaCraft

    SarmaCraft

    Come and play on best minecraft server Survival Factions And much more…

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Dragon Eggs Found: 603
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CryptCraft

    CryptCraft

    IP: cryptcraft.com YouTube: youtube.com/cryptcraft Facebook: facebook.com/cryptcraft Donations: cryptcraft.com/donate

    Welcome to CryptCraft! We are a free to play (cracked) server that has been around since August 2011. We have a medium sized community right now, and we are always looking for new members! WE NOW HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER WITH 16GB OF RAM! So, what do we have to offer?

    VANILLA WORLD! On our Vanilla world, players can build a house anywhere, make shops, kill others in the wilderness, start new towns, and much more! When joining the server, you must complete a tutorial before being able to play in Vanilla. We do this to prevent spam. WE DO NOT ALLOW GRIEFING in vanilla! Any grief that is found will result in an IP ban of the offender and a rollback of the area. This is your grief warning! If you find grief, tell an admin or mod. Players can make money by selling items in a shop, or selling cobblestone to the admin shop. (Video on shops) If you are interested in making your own town, you must pay $1000 (In game money) to an Admin (This can be split between people). Towns have PvP disabled and can be either public or private. Home protection can be purchased for $50 from an Admin or Mod. We will also add an admin shop and a warp to new towns. Stealing from chests is allowed, so you need to remember to lock your chests! You can do this by using the command /lock and hitting your chest. These are the basic rules for our Vanilla world, but if you have more questions.. JUST ASK US!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • JRCraft

    JRCraft

    JRCraft has been running since 2011 !

    Join one of the longest running community driven servers in Minecraft history ! +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Small nuggets of info +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Newish map, we have recently reset. We do not do this often (once every 2 years or so).

    Plugin info and Server News: https://jrcraft.net

    Permissions: https://jrnetwork.net/help/serverwiki/minecraft/jrcraft-permissions-r21/

    Dynmap: http://play.jrcraft.net:1888

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DarkerCraft

    DarkerCraft

    Coming Soon! www.DarkerCraft.com 1.4.3, Awaiting Bukkit RB Mature management, anti-grief, grief cleanup, survival, PVP Arena, Spleef Arena, anti-floating fences, large biome. Management positions available. Ground up unique build…not a copy from another. No super flat areas. Owner and donation funded.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    CHUNKWARS A WHOLE NEW PVP EXPERIENCE

    What is ChunkWars? ———————————————- ChunkWars Is An Entirely New PvP Game. Each Player Starts On A 16X16X16 Chunk. The Chunk Contains Resources And A Starter Chest. Every Night The Chest Is Refilled. You Have A 4 Minute Grace Period. After 4 Minutes, Its All Out PVP! Build Your Way To Other Chunks! LAST ONE STADING WINS! Visit Our Website To Donate And Get A Rank! www.chunkwars.webs.com DIAMOND TODAY! VOTE TODAY

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SWGaming

    SWGaming

    SWGaming Minecraft Server

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Ores Mined: 6791

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RVL-CRAFT

    RVL-CRAFT

    We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CubX

    CubX

    RolePlay server, structured cities, useful plugins, and a united team! TS3 Available, PixelArt world (Infinite Blocks) and PVP for fun! Visits are possible without registration!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Up and Rising

    Up and Rising

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • iCrafted

    iCrafted

    iCrafted is a new social minecraft server where you first need to register via http://www.icrafted.nl/account/register when done that you will recieve a mail to activate and you’ll be whitelisted

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TechCraft

    TechCraft

    TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Adamas MCs Survival

    Adamas MCs Survival
    Adamas MCs Survival

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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