Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Crops Grown: 1240 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • OzoneCraft Network

    OzoneCraft Network

    SkyBlock || SkyGrid

    Traditional style skyblock and skygrid!! Updated with MC 1.10 well trained staff maintains a pleasurable environment. Thriving economy with player run shops!! We make every effort to make the server fun for all players.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Star Shards Collected: 203

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Ozonecraft Ocean PvP

    Ozonecraft Ocean PvP

    Skyblock style gameplay with a twist. Raid and kill your neighbors on the high seas. We make sure you enjoy your time on our server by having well trained staff and basic rules but encourage open world pvp and raiding! Come play with us!!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Planet Creeper Server

    Planet Creeper Server

    More Info Coming Soon!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vulcan PvP

    Vulcan PvP

    We are a Factions PvP server

    We run Minecraft 1.6.2

    We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say!

    You can type /f help and /vote for Factions and voting.

    See you on Vulcan PvP fellow player! IP: pvp.vulcanpvp.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Ketkucraft FactionPVP!

    Ketkucraft FactionPVP!
    Ketkucraft FactionPVP!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Zyinx Over 30 Worlds

    Zyinx Over 30 Worlds

    Zyinx.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MinETSII

    MinETSII

    We are a free non-premium dedicated Minecraft server in Spanish. PVE, PVP, Creative worlds and minigames made with redstone. Play with us at mc.minetsii.es.

    If you have any questions, contact us on our forum (http://foro.minetsii.es) or on Twitter, where we are @minetsii. We are on version 1.4.6-1.4.7.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AstroMC

    AstroMC
    Welcome to AstroMC, the ultimate Minecraft Prison experience! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world of crime and punishment as you navigate through our custom-designed prison mines, build your gang, and rise through the ranks.

    🔗 Connect and Conquer: Join our dedicated server to experience a unique prison environment. Make alliances, form gangs, and compete with other players.

    ⛏️ Custom Mines: Explore meticulously crafted custom mines, each with its own challenges and rewards. Test your mining skills as you progress through the ranks, unlocking new areas and opportunities.

    💎 Economy and Trading: Build your wealth by mining valuable resources, trading with other players, and investing strategically. The dynamic player-driven economy adds an extra layer of excitement to your prison journey.

    🏆 Gang Progression: Climb the ranks of our unique gang system. Top gangs after each season receive rewards.

    🎉 Regular Updates: Our server is constantly evolving with regular updates, adding new features, challenges, and content to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

    Join AstroMC now and embark on an epic journey. The challenge awaits!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Battle Factions| Cannons

    Battle Factions| Cannons

    If you like economy servers and factions then this server is for you with a added bonus of cannons for a realistic raiding experience. We also have a creative server, which has player made parkour, mob/player arena and wipeout. Our factions features include: Faction warps A /chat system to disable global chat for those who only want to talk in private chat A custom Battle token voting reward system. Mcmmo rebalanced to make it less op and more skill based

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AstroCraft

    AstroCraft

    AstroCraft is a Faction/Pvp/Survival server. We have a very friendly staff and are dedicated to what we do. We are currently building a new spawn so the one you will spawn in is temporary. The donator ranks will be added shortly. We really would like some dedicated players, so join us today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Safehaven Gaming

    Safehaven Gaming

    SafehavenGaming is a 1.7.9 Minecraft server Running on a Dedicated Server with 99.6% Server Uptime We Feature Teamspeak Voice Chat, Great Staff Support, Amazing Community, Survial, Skyblock , Factions , Minigames, HungerGames Servers, Great Donator Rewards, AntiCheating Plugins Much More!

    Survival Server Features: Huge world, Towny, Greylist for new players, 15+ community, ChestShop with great economy, No Griefing / PvP, Regenerated Resource world every 3 days.

    Skyblock Server Features: Auctions, Great Ranks, Regular Nether Regeneration, Economy, No age limit.

    Factions Server Features: PvP, Factions, Auctions, Silk Touch spawners, Great donator perks, Destroyable obsidian with TnT, No age limit.

    Teamspeak ip: ts3.safehavengaming.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Cake Dimensions

    Cake Dimensions

    particularities Properties Animals Monster Farmwelt Admin-Shop Events jobs Anyone can use Fire & Lava Chests can be secured Elevators, Gates and Bridges (Craftbook/Falsebook)

    Important! Admins are still being sought!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BeastsMC Creative

    BeastsMC Creative

    BeastsMC Creative is a simple approach to Creative Minecraft. We have NO WHITELIST and offer CREATIVE MODE plus FREEBUILD. Unlike many other servers, we don’t force you to use plots or apply just to play. You can join right now and be building within 5 minutes.

    To prevent griefer, we use a range of antigriefing tools. Through a combination of the top public tools and a few custom coded plugins, we’re able to combat griefing without limiting your freedom to build.

    Join today and start building!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftedMovie

    CraftedMovie

    Hello and welcome to CraftedMovie! This server is ran by a couple famous minecraft youtube stars! To join you must register and send in an application. Once you do that the staff will reply to you as soon as possible to tell you if you have been accepted! We have:

    MiniGames No Griefing PvP Arena Freeze Tag Spleef Parkour And Much More!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Skyblock.bz

    Skyblock.bz

    Looking for a skyblock server with friendly staff, an awesome community, and cool Mini games? Well look no further, skyblock.bz is the server for you!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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