Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

💛Nexvill server in Minecraft❤ Minecraft server

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Nexvill is a unique Minecraft server where everyone will find something for themselves! Immerse yourself in the exciting world of PvP battles, complete exciting quests and conquer the King of the Hill! Create strong alliances and celebrate important events, such as weddings, with friends. Here you will find a variety of activities, interesting events and a friendly community. Join Nexvill and discover new horizons in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft Becomes So Customized Even the Creepers Don’t Recognize Themselves!

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Server Name	HexArchon
Overview	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features
Links	Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?	Some of the values include community voice & transparency, wide range of playstyles, trust & respect, and dedicated updates.
What are the gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furniture, Player Shops, and more.
What technical specifications does the server have?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast for zero-lag gameplay.
How can I join HexArchon?	Join the server at play.hexarchon.net. It also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental features.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Doggo Craft Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, forget about being a dog person because on our server, you can have a pet creeper that you can poke noses with! That’s right, imagine the thrill of bonding with a creeper and not having to worry about it exploding in your face. Join us for the ultimate pet experience and make memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs dogs when you can have explosive companions instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger issues, animal communication, bizarre reaction, chimp out, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, emotional response, Fish, irrational behavior, mental breakdown, mental health, Minecraft, Outburst, primate behavior, psychological triggers, smp, strange reaction, stress response, Talking, talking fish, unexpected reaction, unusual behavior, unusual situation

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HaterMom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond with your child and make your ex jealous at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your little one to team up, conquer challenges, and have a blast together.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!

So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoVMs4U, BlockTalk, MemeCraft, VoiceMailVeto

BlockTalk, Boundaries, busy life, busy schedule, Communication, constant communication, diary entries, dumping thoughts, friendship, long messages, long voice notes, Memecraft, NoVMs4U, offline time, opinionated friends, Opinions, personal space, quick messages, Respect, selfish behavior, setting boundaries, voice messages, VoiceMailVeto

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of long voice messages invading your precious gaming time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that noise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.

Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.

So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LetGoHardest – Minecraft SMP

10. Acceptance, 11. Moving forward, 12. Holding on, 13. Release, 14. Coping with loss, 15. Emotional struggle, 16. Learning to let go, 17. Saying farewell, 18. Longing for the past, 19. Coming to terms, 2. Moving on, 20. Emotional growth, 3. Heartbreak, 4. Loss, 5. Grief, 6. Saying goodbye, 7. Emotional pain, 8. Closure, 9. Healing, LetGoHardest, letting go, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most challenging server out there!

Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyPhoneless World

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Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	268
Dragon Eggs Found:	2138	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	221836	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	72032

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BeirutBoomCraft

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Animal Hide and Seek

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8585	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5267	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mines Excavated:	1951	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.