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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1149 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Crops Grown: | 3829 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).
Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!
