Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mines Excavated:	2527
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SleepyCraft has a lot of different things to offer. Our primary focus is a player-ran-community of SMP 1.20.2 with many fantastic custom features. We thrive to culture a community filled with creative, friendly and fun players. Our Community has many players willing to help start your adventure!Premium Upgrades to the Vanilla Experience: – Active Community & Staff – Powerful Anticheat, Claims, and Chat Protections – Crates, Parties, Events – Daily Quests – McMMO Skills & Levels – Rankings – Player Auctions – Custom Equipment, Cosmetics, Ores, Gear & MUCH MORE!Play now — play. sleepycraft.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	5272

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Farms Harvested:	843

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2902	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.