Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Runes Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7917
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	1949
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2743
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	244	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7676
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.